I just made this image for SOMETHING AWFUL and luckily they thought it was good enough to be a part of this week's Comedy Goldmine. The idea for the contest was simple. Make your own cover for an issue of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. By the time I started to create my entry, all the good ideas were taken. Therefore, I tried to think of what could be the most shocking headlines for an issue of Weekly World News. This is what I came up with.