Thursday, October 28, 2004

Zombies!

Hey remember when I used to do stuff with zombies?

Well recently I came up with the idea of taking paintings and portraits of well nown figures and turning them into zombies

Here's a portrait of famous artist Egon Schiele as done by a Japanese painter name Ikuko



and here is what I did to it

Monday, October 25, 2004

Oh yeah, that's right... I have a blog.

I've decided that I hate computers. Working a job that requires me to stare into a monitor for more than 8 hours in a day has destroyed all the love I've ever had for these examples of high tech sorcery.

Reasons why I have to leave Phoenix

1. I can't be a bitter alcoholic

Working a shitty job well into the night makes me want to drown my sorrows with copious amounts of alcohol. After work I go out searching for a place that's still open. During the weekends all that's open are the annoyingly loud bar/clubs of Mill Ave. and maybe the bar at a local Chilis. I can't be a bitter drunk while god awful hip-hop is playing at decibels far beyond the threshold of pain.

2. I hate driving around everywhere

My car is reaching the end of its existence. Having to drive around at least half an hour to get anywhere in this city is starting to cheese me off. I really need to move to a city with a good public transportation system, especially one with a metro. I love trains, and I love being taken places instead of having to drive around all the goddamn time.

3. This city has no color

Living in a desert for nearly 10 years will make anyone miss the color green. If it weren't for the massive urban sprawl, I'd say I was living on Arrakis.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

"Goodbye"

I hate that phrase. The majority of situations in which I was required to repeat that phrase have never been pleasant nor "good." Today I had to say goodbye to my friend, Joey. He leaves tomorrow to live and work in L.A. with hopes of breaking into the entertainment industry as an actor.

He's off to persue his life's adventure and I couldn't be happier for him. As much as I'll miss my friend, I'd be more depressed if he never chased his dream and stayed here instead. It's amazing to think that at our ages we were able to stay together as cohesive group of friends for so long. Of course the term "friend" doesn't quite cut it when needing to describe what we all are to each other. Joey, Nick, Brian, Brandon, John, Ryan, Ed, Josh h., Josh c. and even myself... we're all family. One giant family.

When I graduated from college and came back home, I became reacquainted with this family. Being with this family became my life for over a year and half. Being with this family took precedence over everything else. I love my family and truth be told, I'd be willing to die for any one of the people I listed above.

Having a father who was a navy reservist required me to move around a lot when I was younger. Up until the age of fifteen I was used to moving around every 2 years to a new town, new school, and a new set of friends. It wasn't until I moved here did I get the chance to know a group of people for almost a decade. Saying goodbye to friends used to be easy for me. "See you in the future," I would say as I hopped in a car and left for another state. Saying goodbye now, like I had to earlier today, just breaks my heart.

So instead of saying goodbye, I think I'll follow the customs of the Eternians from the live action movie of "Masters of the Universe." (The MPAA has rated this feature D for Dolph. Meaning this feature contains the actor Dolph Lundgren and should not be viewed by anyone at any age.) In that movie, He-Man and his faithful companions explain that in Eternia no one says "goodbye." Instead they say "good journey."

Have a good journey, Joey. Be the best actor you can be.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Just for convenience, I finally fixed that pesky problem with the title graphic. Now onto "THE POST"

I hardly ever take pictures.

For years I've had pride in myself for not taking pictures. I keep everything all up in the old noggin. When I was younger, I loved taking pictures of everything I could find and unfortunately that just led to a lot of pictures stored away in envelopes up in the attic.

Of course when I'm old, my memory starts to fade, and I begin to look backwards instead of forwards, I'll kick myself for not keeping a physical record of my memory. This past thursday and friday I was in San Diego for the first time since July. And while no tires exploded on the way there, no zombie jesus argued with a klingon in the klingon's native language, and no crowds of star wars fans dressed in imperial uniforms were present, my experiences this past Thursday were quite memorable.

Early thursday morning, my father and I hopped in the car and drove to San Diego. He and many of his old Navy buddies wanted to get together and go aboard the United States' latest and largetst aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan. I was looking for an excuse to leave Phoenix and I haven't been on a carrier since boarding the U.S.S. Coral Sea back in 1983.

To discribe the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan in one word: HUGE. The flight deck alone is over 300 yards long. The view from the flight deck, of course, was gorgeous. Being able to see the entire San Diego bay from Coronado island is always a treat.

The interior of the ship is a cramped metal maze of stairways, ladders, chambers, and possibly a minotaur in the center. The entrance to the ship was a little odd as the entrance contained a small memorial museuem for Ronal Reagan that was well designed but somewhat creepy. I'm not sure if Mr. Reagan wanted the poster for "Bedtime for Bonzo" to be on display in an aircraft carrier named after him.

The real treat of that day was being able to talk to for the first time some of the people my father served with while in the military. The first was Terry Kaltenbach, a man who has been my father's closest and oldest friend. He is a retired Naval intelligence commander who now works as an insurance underwriter. Throughout the whole trip he discussed with me the idea of joining the Naval reserve intelligence program. The next person I got to meet was a woman named Stayce. She's a colonel in the Air Force reserves, a United Airlines pilot, and the first woman to be eligible to fly Air Force one. She was all around one incredible person that I hope to keep in touch with.

The third and final interesting person I got to meet was a short man named Charlie White. Charles was the youngest of the group (still in his fifties) who now works at Naval Air Systems Command or commonly known as "NavAir." He made a mention to me that NavAir is always short on staff for as many projects that they have. He also mentioned to me that there's a good chance I could get hired if I talk to the right people. Great guy, but I wonder if I'll ever hear from him again.

Of course hanging around all these people who had nothing but praise for their time in the service makes a young impressionable guy like me go... "HEY! I WANT A JOIN TOO!" That's the danger of getting stuck in a rut, you'll do almost anything to get out no matter how crazy. But I think I'll go teach english out in Japan before I decide to become an Air Force supply officer outside of bagdhad.

Besides, because of my bad eyesight, I could never do any of the cool jobs the military or other forms of government service has to offer. Just recently I learned that that I could easily be eligible to be a special agent in the FBI, only if my vision wasn't 20/400 uncorrected. The same goes with any type of aviation or navigator position. Even as a commercial pilot, I could not fly with my vision, so somewhere along the lines if I ever do choose to go these routes, I'll have to get lasik.

So here I sit, yanking out my hair trying to think of what to do with the rest of my life.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Here's another attempt at the same Something Awful forum thread.



Hooray for asymmetry! Man my layout skills really blow.