Jack T. Chick strikes again!
Jack T. Chick is a man who is a perfect fusion of religious zealotism and total fucking idiocy. For those of you not familiar with the work of Mr. Chick, take a look at his WEBSITE. There you will find his vast collection of comic strips, sometimes called "tracts," that depict people going to hell for not accepting Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior. You'd think after one comic, Mr. Chick would've gotten his point across, but no! He's been illustrating these offensive little comics for more than a couple decades. To summarize his work, all you need to know is that evolution, dinosaurs, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Hare Krishna, Scientology, Rock N' Roll, homosexuality, Dungeons & Dragons, rational thought, ice cream Sundays, and Catholicism will all cause you to burn in a lake of fire for eternity.
That's right, being a ROMAN CATHOLIC means you will burn in hell. That's not all, Mr. Chick goes into detail about how the JESUITS WERE THE REAL CAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST. It wasn't a holocaust, it was an inquisition! HA! Gotta love this guy, especially when he deems Islam invalid because of SCIENTIFIC ERRORS IN THE QUR'AN
Now that's just a laugh riot. It gets even funnier when you read through his latest strip: "APES, LIES, & MISS HENN," and about Mr. Chick's understanding of science. Here, let's take a look...
For a man who claims that the Qur'an is full of "contradictions and mistakes," to believe that dinosaurs and men lived together on Earth only 6,000 years ago is pure comedy gold. His evidence? God was there and the bible says so! Paleontology, Geology, Biology... they're all wrong!
Continuing on with the hilarity, let's take a look at Mr. Chick's blatantly racist caricatures of African Americans. Just look at that kid! He might as well be trying to sell Jell-O pudding with that picture.
This of course is not the first time Mr. Chick has tried to inject African Americans into his comic strips.
OH NO, IT'S LEROY BROWN!
You know, there's nothing quite like mixing blaxploitation with proselytization. Pimps, drug lords, and criminals are everything a young African American person can identify with! This will surely get their attention and show them the way to Jesus!
Go ahead and take a little romp through Mr. Chick's website. You are bound to find at least one thing that will piss you off, make you laugh, or make you weep for the world knowing people like him actually exist. An even more frightening notion is that people like Mr. Chick not only exist, but they also vote.
As you can tell, I'm a big fan of the JACK MEOFF CHICKS PUBLICATIONS parodies.
