<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923</id><updated>2012-02-16T00:54:54.920-08:00</updated><title type='text'>G-III's Zombitorium!</title><subtitle type='html'>4 teens go to have fun at a rave... on an island... full of zombies.  Awful zombies.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>264</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-110272271622426112</id><published>2004-12-10T15:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-10T15:51:56.223-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lost in Biltmore MallI'm here, wearing a nice suit and typing on G5 macintosh.I have no idea why I'm doing this or how I got here.  I may have just fallen out of life entirely and did something stupid.Business Analyst?  Who the hell am I kidding?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110272271622426112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110272271622426112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/lost-in-biltmore-mall-im-here-wearing.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-110202593195093384</id><published>2004-12-02T13:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-03T11:06:39.266-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>KING OF THE IRON FISTOften times I wonder which will break first... the object in front of me or my fist.To my surprise my fist has yet to lose this competition.Frustration can be an amazing source of power.  Like a martial arts expert who smashes 8 bricks with his bare hands... frustration can do the same without the intense focus.  When the internal pressue of the mind and body become too</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110202593195093384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110202593195093384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/king-of-iron-fist-often-times-i-wonder.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-110180060749532318</id><published>2004-11-29T23:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T23:47:36.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oddly QuietWhenever I need to talk, I can never say a word.Whenever I need to be funny and entertaining, I'm boring.Whenever I need to make an important decision, I can never decide.Over and over again the line from Empire Strikes Back as told by Yoda keeps banging around in my head."Never his mind on where he was... what he was doing!"I've spent all my life planning for specific </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110180060749532318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110180060749532318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/11/oddly-quiet-whenever-i-need-to-talk-i.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-110075870887790494</id><published>2004-11-17T21:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T22:18:28.876-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Since my hosting took a nose dive, I'm going to have to default to one of these mundane but pretty templates for the time being.I know I haven't posted on here lately despite having all the time in the world to do so.  My mind has been floating for too long while working nights for the past six months.  Was it a waste?  Let's hope not.  Still need to figure out what to do, I do know that I want</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110075870887790494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/110075870887790494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/11/since-my-hosting-took-nose-dive-im.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109986969726235639</id><published>2004-11-07T15:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-07T15:21:37.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My hosting is not working at the moment.  I will have to call Mr. Goldstein and attempt to correct this problem.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109986969726235639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109986969726235639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-hosting-is-not-working-at-moment.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109899925346455121</id><published>2004-10-28T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-28T14:34:58.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Zombies!Hey remember when I used to do stuff with zombies?  Well recently I came up with the idea of taking paintings and portraits of well nown figures and turning them into zombiesHere's a portrait of famous artist Egon Schiele as done by a Japanese painter name Ikukoand here is what I did to it</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109899925346455121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109899925346455121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/10/zombies-hey-remember-when-i-used-to-do.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109877169959816566</id><published>2004-10-25T23:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T23:21:39.596-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh yeah, that's right... I have a blog.I've decided that I hate computers.  Working  a job that requires me to stare into a monitor for more than 8 hours in a day has destroyed all the love I've ever had for these examples of high tech sorcery.Reasons why I have to leave Phoenix1.  I can't be a bitter alcoholicWorking a shitty job well into the night makes me want to drown my sorrows with</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109877169959816566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109877169959816566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/10/oh-yeah-thats-right.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109806300064305387</id><published>2004-10-17T18:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-18T01:26:27.143-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Goodbye"I hate that phrase.  The majority of situations in which I was required to repeat that phrase have never been pleasant nor "good."  Today I had to say goodbye to my friend, Joey.  He leaves tomorrow to live and work in L.A. with hopes of breaking into the entertainment industry as an actor.  He's off to persue his life's adventure and I couldn't be happier for him.  As much as I'll </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109806300064305387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109806300064305387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/10/goodbye-i-hate-that-phrase.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109735705661719373</id><published>2004-10-09T13:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-11T19:46:36.656-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Just for convenience, I finally fixed that pesky problem with the title graphic.  Now onto "THE POST"I hardly ever take pictures.For years I've had pride in myself for not taking pictures.  I keep everything all up in the old noggin.  When I was younger, I loved taking pictures of everything I could find and unfortunately that just led to a lot of pictures stored away in envelopes up in the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109735705661719373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109735705661719373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/10/just-for-convenience-i-finally-fixed.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109684093976526024</id><published>2004-10-03T15:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-03T15:02:19.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here's another attempt at the same Something Awful forum thread.Hooray for asymmetry!  Man my layout skills really blow.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109684093976526024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109684093976526024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/10/heres-another-attempt-at-same-something.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109627088767329693</id><published>2004-09-27T01:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T00:55:52.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I will never eat another Nutri-Grain bar for the rest of my life.CLICK HERE AND BE DISTURBED**requires quicktime**</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109627088767329693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109627088767329693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/i-will-never-eat-another-nutri-grain.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109554029751257684</id><published>2004-09-18T13:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T13:44:57.513-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've spent some time contemplating whether or not I should print this out and put it up in the office.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109554029751257684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109554029751257684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/ive-spent-some-time-contemplating.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109519690843100511</id><published>2004-09-14T14:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T14:21:48.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Because I'm bored, here's another one of my favorite pictures.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109519690843100511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109519690843100511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/because-im-bored-heres-another-one-of.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109519559878209913</id><published>2004-09-14T13:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T13:59:58.783-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've decided to go back to my older template until I can nail down a new one.  I don't know... I've become really lazy lately.  I really do need a new job, as this one has sapped all my energy and creativity.  In the mean time, enjoy this picture of Chewbacca and Pricess Leia caught in a scandalous scene!Oh Chewbacca... what a wookie!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109519559878209913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109519559878209913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/ive-decided-to-go-back-to-my-older.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109470344986215184</id><published>2004-09-08T21:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-08T21:17:29.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Looks like I've been neglecting this blog a bit.  To make up for my neglect, I shall post JAZZ.gif</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109470344986215184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109470344986215184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/looks-like-ive-been-neglecting-this.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109415981853692698</id><published>2004-09-02T14:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-02T14:22:53.653-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well my head's finally clearing up a little and I'm feeling a bit better.  Of course nothing lifts my spirits like reading the latest Jack T. Chick comic tract.  In his latest assault on intelligence, Mr Chick has created one of the most baffling and insane tract yet.  If I had any decent writing skills I could try to describe just how crazy "THE LAST GENERATION" is.  Just read the tract for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109415981853692698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109415981853692698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/09/well-my-heads-finally-clearing-up.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109399030778742603</id><published>2004-08-31T15:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-31T15:11:47.786-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>School didn't quite work out like I planned.  Too many drop ads, couldn't get the classes I wanted for the BA in Chemistry.  The schedule for art wasn't going to happen and all the while I was freaking out.  So now, same plan as always.  Get a job, go to grad school, and if all else fails, I'll join the Air Force as an officer.I had a lot of plans this past two years since graduation college.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109399030778742603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109399030778742603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/school-didnt-quite-work-out-like-i.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109346865166005460</id><published>2004-08-25T14:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-25T14:17:31.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So here are my choicesquit my job, get degree in digital art in less than a year, but be horribly poor.keep my job, feel stressed as all hell, and nearly sick from the lack of sleep and food.I have to make this decision by friday.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109346865166005460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109346865166005460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/so-here-are-my-choices-quit-my-job-get.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109328325724626018</id><published>2004-08-23T10:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-23T12:35:56.993-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>IF I HADN'T SCREWED UP MY LI TAGS...I'd mark off that one item on my list that says "go back to school."  Because here I am at MCC just finishing up my first class.  What class is that?  A drawing class, because somewhere I thought I'd be an aspiring artist.  Seeing as how well MIS has carried me since graduating from college a year and a half ago... I thought I'd do something crazy like change</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109328325724626018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109328325724626018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/if-i-hadnt-screwed-up-my-li-tags.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109320004369431713</id><published>2004-08-22T11:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-22T15:05:11.623-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ANOTHER SOCIAL FAILUREI seem to have yet again, failed to make any headway on being a social human being.  Everyone knows me as being somewhat anti-social, but it's never been because I wanted to be.  I'm just really awful at connecting with people I don't know.  Call it shyness or anxiety, but for some reason I just... can't... do it.  This is a big problem now as my close circle friends is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109320004369431713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109320004369431713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/another-social-failure-i-seem-to-have.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109308138266237976</id><published>2004-08-21T02:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-21T02:56:13.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BLASPHEMY RELOADEDI've re-edited the picture below to create a more horrific and painful viewing experience.  I figure this new version would go along with news that director Steven Spielberg is currently planning to make a new version of "The War of the Worlds(2005)."  The budget so far is over 200 million dollars.  While a "War of the Worlds" movie would excite me, this movie will take </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109308138266237976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109308138266237976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/blasphemy-reloaded-ive-re-edited.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109279826097402902</id><published>2004-08-17T18:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-17T20:36:47.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>GOOD OLD FASHIONED HOLLYWOOD BLASPHEMYEvery now and then I read a clip of entertainment news that makes me shake my head.  Nothing made me shake my head more than reading that the 1960's science fiction classic, "Logan's Run," is being remade for release in 2005.  The idea of a remake is just a bit ironic considering the story.  "Renew" indeed.Now don't get me wrong here, not all movie remakes </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109279826097402902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109279826097402902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/good-old-fashioned-hollywood.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-10926045986610219</id><published>2004-08-15T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-15T14:16:38.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WEB DESIGN SUPER FUN PART 2I'm getting tired of how terrible the blogs are looking these days.  Just goddamn awful.  So for those of you who've had a blog template made by me in the past, you'll probably get a new one in the mail at some given time in the future.  And yes, even if you've chosen to never speak to me again, you'll still receive a new template.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/10926045986610219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/10926045986610219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/web-design-super-fun-part-2im-getting.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109229961546770876</id><published>2004-08-12T01:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-12T19:01:52.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>One of these days, if I ever grow the balls, I'll post all the pieces of writing I either omitted or kept as saved drafts.  But today is not one of those days, especially since I seem to be sobering up at the moment.Working 11 hour shifts with no days off since last wed. will make a person post some mean shit on their blogs if they're not careful.  Just so this post isn't a complete waste, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109229961546770876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109229961546770876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/one-of-these-days-if-i-ever-grow-balls.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109203787367952775</id><published>2004-08-09T00:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-09T10:22:20.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FINAL COMMENTS ON THE CONBut first...A little public announcement.  I may have shelled out money for my own domain name but I haven't paid a penny for my web hosting.  A good friend of mine back east has given me the privilege to host images and other files on his web space account free of charge.  That means no remote linking of images on this site, www.zombitorium.com, www.poop-culture.com, or </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109203787367952775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109203787367952775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/final-comments-on-conbut-first.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109191050936994942</id><published>2004-08-07T13:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-07T13:28:29.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BECAUSE I AM LAZY...here's a nice little picture of Adolf Hitler eating a watermelon.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109191050936994942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109191050936994942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/because-i-am-lazy.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109176110585825077</id><published>2004-08-05T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-08T23:17:12.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE REST OF THE CONSo you've suffered through my long winded and poorly written posts about the days before comic-con and for that I applaud you.  I promise that this post will be short and sweet.HAIR My author friend, Brandon, has a very unique and recognizable physical characteristic.  Brandon has wild and crazy, curly hair. Brandon is quite lucky to be the owner of this characteristic because </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109176110585825077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109176110585825077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/rest-of-conso-youve-suffered-through.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109141186768340168</id><published>2004-08-01T18:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-02T12:20:11.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMIC-CON: PRE CON PART 2Before any of you readers out there (all 3 of you) complain to me for drawing this out keep in mind that I hardly have any time to make posts. These posts are being made in between pockets of time that contain either extreme boredom or jittery caffeine induced rage.At the end of the last post our heroes were in extreme peril. The rear right wheel of Nicholas' magical </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109141186768340168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109141186768340168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/08/comic-con-pre-con-part-2-before-any-of.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109130717711064004</id><published>2004-07-31T13:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-01T14:12:47.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMIC-CON: PRE-CONThat's right, I was supposed to post this about 5 days ago.  And now I shall describe to you the day of Wed., July 21st, 2004.THE CAR RIDETypical for my friends and I, we managed to leave phoenix a little later than planned.  At 10:30 AM Nick, Brandon, and myself were all packed away in Nick's car and went South to Queen Creek Rd.  From there and until San Diego we played </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109130717711064004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109130717711064004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/comic-con-pre-con-thats-right-i-was.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109097132749551216</id><published>2004-07-27T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-27T16:35:27.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WEB DESIGN SUPER FUNToday I spent a good portion of my day off working on a website for my good friend Brandon Becker.  If you haven't read about Brandon's book Life as a Dream then please click on the link and learn more.  Although my original design for B's website wasn't too shabby, too many tabled elements and embedded flash text took forever to load.  Additionally I moved many of the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109097132749551216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109097132749551216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/web-design-super-fun-today-i-spent.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109088616285226310</id><published>2004-07-26T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-26T23:06:08.840-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMMASHere's a quick and informative lesson about commas brought to you by the University of Phoenix online library.Definition of COMMAS (,) COMMAS SEPARATE PARTS OF A SENTENCE OR SET OFF WORDS OR PHRASES FROM THE REST OF A SENTENCE. BETWEEN ITEMS IN A SERIES Rule #1 Use a comma to separate a series of three or more equal words, phrases, or complete statements. (The last comma is optional</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109088616285226310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109088616285226310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/commas-heres-quick-and-informative.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109082352766298922</id><published>2004-07-25T23:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-25T23:32:07.663-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BACK HOMEAfter a long week of exploding tires, old friends, freezing nights, starvation, brilliant and insightful authors, sore legs, and one hell of a time... I'm finally back home from San Diego.I'm too busy moving files to my new IRIVER IHP 120 right now to make a full sized post.  Rest assured there will be many postings about san Diego along with some interesting photographs.Stay tuned.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109082352766298922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109082352766298922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/back-home-after-long-week-of-exploding.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-109019319552629017</id><published>2004-07-18T15:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T21:59:50.160-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TOO MUCH A new week is upon us all, and this week is very special.  For the 8th time in a row I shall revisit the land of my birth and attend the ever wonderful San Diego Comic-Con International.  There's no bullshit to be found in the events advertised claim of being the world's largest comic convention.  During last year's convention, my colleagues and I found ourselves extremely worn out </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109019319552629017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/109019319552629017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/too-much-for-8th-time-in-row-i-shall.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108995106506349671</id><published>2004-07-15T20:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-15T22:28:00.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AHHH HELL NO! If you stop and listen, you may hear the sound of something being scraped along a wood surface. The sound is not being produced by rats clawing at your walls but instead the sound is being produced by Isaac Asimov spinning in his grave. No doubt by now you've seen trailers for the new Will Smith summer action movie "I, Robot." The book, written by Asimov, is a collection of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108995106506349671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108995106506349671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/ahhh-hell-no-if-you-stop-and-listen.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108968282806026382</id><published>2004-07-12T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-12T18:43:57.820-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE DAY OF TODAYI woke up at noon, showered, ate a hamburger and found myself in the exact same place I was half a day earlier.  The gentle buzzing of the fluorescent lights above confirm that at least my sense of hearing still works.  Slumped in my chair staring up at the ceiling, I think to myself "I could make those ceiling tiles in Photoshop."  Apply a noise filter to an off white </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108968282806026382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108968282806026382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/day-of-today-i-woke-up-at-noon.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108963252578982956</id><published>2004-07-12T04:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T01:50:51.593-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Demotivation: Perfect for any WorkplaceI used to make images like this back in college, now I could kick myself for not turning them into a business like the intelligent folks at DESPAIR.COM have done.**content has been edited.  This used to be an incomprehensible post made at 4:23 AM**</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108963252578982956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108963252578982956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/demotivation-perfect-for-any-workplace.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108928482055873853</id><published>2004-07-08T04:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-08T04:42:21.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>LET'S MAKE GRUESOME ART PLEASANTOh snap!  A whole week and not a single post!  Since I have nothing in my brain to post about at 4:00 AM Thursday morning, here's a little photocopy project I made about a year ago.  The premise is simple, take a piece of disturbing and/or gruesome piece of art and make it pleasant.On the left we have Manfredi's painting of David carving up the severed head of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108928482055873853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108928482055873853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/lets-make-gruesome-art-pleasantoh-snap.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108873920890196596</id><published>2004-07-01T20:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-01T20:33:28.900-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>MOVIE CROSSOVERThe building of Zombitorium.com has hit a big fat road block.  This road block being my utter lack of creativity.  Yesterday I spent hours trying to hammer out some form of design, and of course nothing worked.  So to help the creative juices flowing I thought to make a new photoshop.  My own personal assignment that would attempt to combine two movie posters into one.In this</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108873920890196596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108873920890196596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/07/movie-crossover-building-of.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108855630728750918</id><published>2004-06-29T17:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T17:45:07.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PROJECTS: PART 2Just to give everyone a heads up.  ZOMBITORIUM.COM is being designed as you read this.  It may take me a while with my fucked up work schedule and all, but hopefully I'll have something up by mid July.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108855630728750918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108855630728750918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/projects-part-2-just-to-give-everyone.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108838349506104907</id><published>2004-06-27T16:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-27T17:44:55.060-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PROJECTSAll you readers (all six of you) no doubt have seen a list of things I wish to accomplish before the end of the year.  That list is going to get thrown out for now.  I got a job (an awful one) and going back to school is going to be difficult since my MBA application got REJECTED.  Other than using Dan McCleary's computer chair, everything else was accomplished.So time to make a new </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108838349506104907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108838349506104907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/projectsall-you-readers-all-six-of-you.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108829228900313311</id><published>2004-06-26T16:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T10:40:07.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>NEWS UPDATEI have registered the domain zombitorium.com and within a few days I will begin to build a full fledged website.  I'm growing tired of this blogging business.  While blogspot's hosting is free, there's not much I can do in terms of design.  Needless to say there's a lot of work in the near future for what I have planned. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108829228900313311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108829228900313311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/news-updatei-have-registered-domain.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108818784972258670</id><published>2004-06-25T11:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-12T16:06:45.883-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>MY FAVORITE RECORDS: PART 1A common question I hear everyday is "What kind of music do you listen to?"  This always amuses me because after the age of 20 very few people care what music anyone listens to.  The answer to the question however is typically, "All kinds."  For now that means remixed tracks from old videogames available for download from VGMIX and OCREMIX.  What people don't know is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108818784972258670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108818784972258670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/my-favorite-records-part-1-common.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108802641056906405</id><published>2004-06-23T14:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T10:44:16.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'M HAVING A BAD DAY</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108802641056906405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108802641056906405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/im-having-bad-day.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108792195591058809</id><published>2004-06-22T09:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T17:42:24.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>MOVING ALONG NOW.  LET'S ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THE SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK: THE DUMBEST BOOK EVER PRINTEDSeeing as how I can't seem to get my Buckaroo Bonzai flash applet to work correctly, it's time to move on to some photoshop.  Recently someone scanned in pictures from THE SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK and posted them on the Something Awful forums.  These pictures, taken either in the late 1970's through the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108792195591058809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108792195591058809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/moving-along-now.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108780321293770660</id><published>2004-06-21T00:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T18:11:55.993-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Goddamnit!  Seems like I'm still doing this wrong.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108780321293770660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108780321293770660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/goddamnit-seems-like-im-still-doing.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108753943859772547</id><published>2004-06-17T23:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T10:39:26.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>20 YEARS FROM NOW, THE AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE WILL CLAIM THIS MOVIE AS BEING THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADEScrew you Citizen Kane, say hello to the next cinematic masterpiece.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108753943859772547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108753943859772547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/20-years-from-now-american-film.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108748573192439898</id><published>2004-06-17T08:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-17T20:08:07.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"After 20, no one cares if you're nice."- George OrwellStatus Anxiety. Every adult life, he says, is defined by two great love stories. The first is our quest for sexual love, which is well known and well charted. The second is our quest for love from the world, and that's a more secret and shameful tale.A few words of wisdom that seem to ring true as adulthood kicks into full gear.  In any </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108748573192439898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108748573192439898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/after-20-no-one-cares-if-youre-nice.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108727494824350495</id><published>2004-06-14T21:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-14T21:49:20.043-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WOW!  WINDOWS REALLLY IS CRAP!Right now I'm making this post while running the latest version of Knoppix.  For those of you who don't know, Knoppix is a linux distribution that is exists on a single cd.    Meaning, if you want to run linux, all you need to do is pop in the cd and boot off of the drive.  The entire OS is loaded into RAM.  For the past two months my good friend Edward Carter </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108727494824350495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108727494824350495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/wow-windows-reallly-is-crapright-now.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108719087015078180</id><published>2004-06-13T22:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-13T22:28:21.783-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Weegee used the trunk of his car as a darkroom.Arthur Fellig, better known as Weegee, contributed images of murder, mayhem, and drama to New York's press through the 1930's and 40's. Weegee derived his name from the phonetic spelling of Ouija, claiming that psychic powers enabled him to be the first at fires, crime scenes and the like.A little photoshop or two of famous photography helps pass the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108719087015078180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108719087015078180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/weegee-used-trunk-of-his-car-as.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108706445590989512</id><published>2004-06-12T10:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-12T11:24:01.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it's like to live as a slave."-Roy Batty -- "Blade Runner"After staying up 22 hours yesterday it doesn't make any sense for me to have only 6 hours of sleep.  It is possible to be so mentally worn down by shit work that you or anyone else would be willing to fight off feelings of fatigue just to be with friends.  The lack of adventure </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108706445590989512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108706445590989512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/quite-experience-to-live-in-fear-isnt.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108696627516999333</id><published>2004-06-11T07:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-11T08:04:35.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WELCOME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HOLEAt least that's what a fellow co-worker told me yesterday.  It seems like the University of Phoenix is where people go when they fail or get screwed over.  Outside of these walls people are moving on to bigger and better things.  Folks are moving into their careers, getting married, etc...  Where am I and what am I doing?  I'm in the hole.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108696627516999333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108696627516999333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/welcome-to-bottom-of-holeat-least.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108692751322344407</id><published>2004-06-10T21:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-10T21:18:33.223-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'M SORRYOne look at my site statistics have shown that hits have gone down like a lot of percents!  I want to apologize to my loyal readers out there who come here everyday looking for TOTALLY AWESOME content.  Life's been a little rough in the Zombitorium as of late.  My usual content of gross crap, vector traced animation stills, and cooky images has been replaced with boring tales of how I'm </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108692751322344407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108692751322344407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/im-sorryone-look-at-my-site-statistics.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108672492840555812</id><published>2004-06-08T12:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T13:02:08.406-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Trapped InsideGreetings from the university of Phoenix Online building 3201.  As stated in one of my comments, I'm interviewing later today for a graphic design job at U.S. Screen Printing.  Hopefully I can jump ship out of a job that would require me to answer phones for the second half of a day and do something that's more suitable for my talents.Just being in a work setting again has made me</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108672492840555812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108672492840555812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/trapped-insidegreetings-from.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108661676471606430</id><published>2004-06-07T06:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T06:59:24.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>GOODBYEI'll be gone for the next two months.  The goal: earn enough money to leave.  So to my friends who I will not see during the hours of 4 p.m. - 2 a.m., you will be missed.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108661676471606430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108661676471606430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/goodbyeill-be-gone-for-next-two-months.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108645687141957261</id><published>2004-06-05T10:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:14:12.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FINISHED IN A SINGLE DAY800x600  |  1024x768  |  1280x1024  |  1600x1200Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my latest vector trace.  This is Zack Hugh from the "Running Man" animated short you may remember seeing on MTV's Liquid Television back in 1992.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108645687141957261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108645687141957261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/finished-in-single-day800x6001600x1200.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108631437044873559</id><published>2004-06-03T18:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:14:50.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>REMIND ME TO NEVER VISIT CARLSBERGGoddamn that photo creeps me out.  Now onto the list.  1.  Build web server with John  2.  Create new lay out for blog and other blogs  3.  Create post about the wonders of drinking black lemonade  4.  Create MAME box of own design.  5.  Learn to how cook Agedashi Tofu for a pot luck  6.  Sit in and use Dan McCleary's fabled computer chair  7.  Defeat "</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108631437044873559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108631437044873559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/remind-me-to-never-visit_03.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108620262892132501</id><published>2004-06-02T11:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:15:25.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sorry, I just wanted an excuse to post the cover to one of my favorite NES games.  RESCUE: THE EMBASSY MISSION    Yesterday's events, while not as thrilling as rescuing an embassy from terrorists, are interesting enough to make a decent story.At around 11:00 AM I receive a call from my good friend John Roland.  John provided the usual "Hey how's it going," phone conversation starter but there </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108620262892132501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108620262892132501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/06/sorry-i-just-wanted-excuse-to-post.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108606431527303308</id><published>2004-05-31T21:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:16:01.713-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>YOU COULD WIN $100BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO WIN THE CONTESTSo that's my entry to Something Awful's latest photosohp contest.  It turns out, Something Awful is going to distribute dvd's for a humor webpage called MEGA 64  The video just contains two dorks running around pulling pranks on people.  Sure you've seen this a dozen times since Candid Camera, but these guys are doing the same act with a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108606431527303308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108606431527303308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/you-could-win-100but-first-you-have-to.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108591757049572026</id><published>2004-05-30T04:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-30T04:46:10.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PATTERNSI had a discussion with my good friend John Roland as I was driving into Phoenix this past Sunday evening.Me:  Hey John, how's it going?  I just got back into Phoenix.John:  You went to Tucson, right?  How was it?Me:  How did you know I went to Tucson?  I left Friday on a whim without really telling anyone.John:  Well I figured you were definately out of town since you weren't </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108591757049572026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108591757049572026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/patternsi-had-discussion-with-my-good.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108571361860405720</id><published>2004-05-27T20:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:16:23.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HE'S WATCHING...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108571361860405720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108571361860405720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/hes-watching.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108547323050897084</id><published>2004-05-25T00:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T01:21:29.030-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BADMINTON CAN BE FUN...IF YOU SAY THE SCORES CORRECTLYLast saturday was a big celebration.  There were fajitas, kilt lifter, super monkey balls, decadant chocolate pies, and lots of badminton.  Badminton is a wonderful game, and as someone demonstrated that evening, it's one of the few games you can play one handed while drinking a beer.  In a relaxed environment competitive nastiness disappears </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108547323050897084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108547323050897084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/badminton-can-be-fun.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108525098355306682</id><published>2004-05-22T11:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-22T16:22:11.586-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!!  You'restrong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.Don't forget though, no matter how manly youthink you are, you're still just a doll. GodBless America.  What childhood toy from the 80s are you?  brought to you by QuizillaKUNG FU GRIP INDEED!I'm not one for those silly online quizes, but this one appeals to me most.  I have finally approached age 24, the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108525098355306682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108525098355306682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/youre-gi-joe-with-kung-fu-grip.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108508290515248215</id><published>2004-05-20T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:16:59.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AND NOW, A DEDICATIONTo a time when the popular T.V. show, The Simpsons, was a good show instead of the unfunny crap it is today in the year 2004. "HE CAN TALK... HE CAN TALK..."BEHOLD THE GREATEST PIECE OF ANIMATION EVER CREATED"I LOVE YOU DR. ZAIUS!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108508290515248215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108508290515248215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/and-now-dedicationto-time-when-popular.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108498756035327670</id><published>2004-05-19T10:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:17:14.146-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PICTURE RESTORATION IN PHOTOSOHPQuite often I do a lot of favors for folks who email me pictures and want me to alter them in Photoshop.  Last month, an individual sent me an image of an old family photo and they wanted me to restore the image.  The picture itself was badly damaged and even contained a few nasty creases and tears.  However, it only took me an hour to finish the whole process.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108498756035327670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108498756035327670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/picture-restoration-in-photosohpquite.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108484266636055395</id><published>2004-05-17T18:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-17T18:12:31.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>YOU ARE INVITEDPARTY @ MY HOUSE STARTING @ 5:00 PM SATURDAY, MAY 22, 2004Because that day happens to be my birthday.  Anyone who reads this site on a regular basis is invited to come have fun, eat delicious bbq food, play video games on an HDTV, and challenge other people to games of badminton.  If you can't have fun doing any of these activities then you just plain suck at life.  While food </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108484266636055395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108484266636055395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/you-are-invitedparty-my-house-starting.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108464477023262106</id><published>2004-05-15T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:17:41.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I LOVE THE POWERGLOVEIT'S SO BAD.    </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108464477023262106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108464477023262106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/i-love-powergloveits-so-bad.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108450712855952144</id><published>2004-05-13T20:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-14T01:50:23.516-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BIRTHDAYS BIRTHDAYS BIRTHDAYSMay is the month of birthdays for my friends and I.  Funny, spring time is supposed to get people in the mood for breeding, but for our parents the cold of fall seemed to do the trick.  Of course some folk had their birthdays in late April, but close enough.  Regardless, as a group most of us are completing another trip around the sun.The trip was proabably the most</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108450712855952144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108450712855952144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/birthdays-birthdays-birthdaysmay-is.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108424098639349392</id><published>2004-05-10T17:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T20:01:12.040-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WARNINGWATCHING VAN HELSING WILL GIVE YOU CANCEROkay so maybe the cancer part isn't true, but the new movie, "Van Helsing," is just plain bad.  Written and directed by the creative genius that brought us wonderful pieces of cinema such as The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and my personal favorite "Deep Rising," Van Helsing is easily the worst movie I've seen since 1997's "Batman &amp; Robin."Before I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108424098639349392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108424098639349392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/warningwatching-van-helsing-will-give.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108405086704832640</id><published>2004-05-08T14:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-08T14:17:42.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FUCK INTERNET EXPLORER!  The goddamn A: HOVER psuedo class isn't supported in IE.  So that means the little fixes I've made to make these drop down menus visible in I.E. causes errors for browsers that have full support of the A:HOVER psuedo class.  I can never win.  I just wanted to make this damn place look cool once and for all. :(</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108405086704832640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108405086704832640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/fuck-internet-explorer-goddamn-hover.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108389238801260837</id><published>2004-05-06T18:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T18:16:21.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey folks, I'm testing out a new design.  It's kinda buggy right now but hopefully I'll make it kick ass by the end of tonight.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108389238801260837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108389238801260837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/hey-folks-im-testing-out-new-design.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108383591743893935</id><published>2004-05-06T02:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:18:44.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE NEXT TRACINGorA DAY'S WORTH OF DRIVING LANDED ME IN NEO TOKYOI'm sure everyone just loves that cowboybebop vector trace.  Pretty nifty eh?  Well it's time to move on from that piece and start something new.  Because of Wed. events, I've found just the perfect subject.Yesterday started out wtih me waking up around noon for no good reason.  My brother needed my help fixing one of the hard </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108383591743893935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108383591743893935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/next-tracingora-days-worth-of-driving.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108370639991458887</id><published>2004-05-04T14:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:19:21.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>YOU GOT SERVEDorYOU GOT F'ED IN THE ASince I'm an idiot trying to blog at 2:35 AM, I accidentally wrote over my Jack Chick post.  So here's my pathetic attempt to recreate it.Religious lunatic, cartoonist, and source of unintentional comedy, Jack T. Chick, has brought us another important lesson in Christianity.  God hates gay people.  In his latest comic "The Birds and the Bees," Mr. Chick </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108370639991458887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108370639991458887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/you-got-servedoryou-got-fed-in-asince.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108361486194307696</id><published>2004-05-03T13:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:20:14.316-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE DAMN THING IS FINALLY DONEThat's right folks.  The goddamn Cowboy Bebop vector trace is finished.  Sure, I could've done this in a day had I wanted to devote a total of 20+ hours completing it, but I didn't want to.  Instead, I chose to stretch the creation process out a few weeks and took little stabs at completing characters every so often.  So far it's the most complicated vector tracing</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108361486194307696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108361486194307696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/damn-thing-is-finally-done-thats-right.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108348239841103475</id><published>2004-05-02T00:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:30:17.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PHOTOSHOP PHRIDAY!... or Sunday.I just spent the past hour photoshopping this piece for Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday.   With any luck my entry will be up next Friday.  When I first took a stab at this idea, I wanted to vector trace the image, but after I realized how ridiculously long that would take... I went the traditional raster approach. If you don't get the reference, I recommend </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108348239841103475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108348239841103475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/photoshop-phriday.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108340165478336158</id><published>2004-05-01T01:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:30:39.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THESE AREN'T MINE...BUT THEY ARE VERY FUNNYTHE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CIRCUS</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108340165478336158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108340165478336158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/05/these-arent-mine.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108329187573981420</id><published>2004-04-29T19:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-29T20:03:38.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AN EVENING IN ANOTHER MAN'S PANTSAfter finishing up with the first of my set of job interviews yesterday,  I spent a little time with my friends Brandon and Brian.  Yesterday was Brian's 24th birthday, so most of the day was spent at Eatza Pizza and playing Worms 3D.  Yesterday was also wendsday, meaning that there was much volleyball to be played out in Kiwanis Park.  The Kiwanis volleyball </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108329187573981420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108329187573981420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/evening-in-another-mans-pantsafter.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108313593139583172</id><published>2004-04-28T00:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-28T00:08:36.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sorry, this place has been a little sparse lately.  With Brian (happy birthday, buddy!) hiding out at my place for the weekend there wasn't a whole lot of time for vector tracing and the internet.  By the way, Levar Burton has come back from retirement to give me a special message.Thanks Levar.  Levar is congratulating me because somehow I managed to set up 3 job interviews this week.  That's</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108313593139583172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108313593139583172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/sorry-this-place-has-been-little.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108297456663286862</id><published>2004-04-26T03:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T03:21:57.700-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE WORK-IN-PROGRESSPART: 3ED IS A FUSSY LITTLE BITCHMany hours into the night and I'm FINALLY finished with vector tracing ED in my little Cowboy Bebop desktop project. Unlike Spke Spiegel or Jet Black, vector tracing Faye and Ed is quite difficult.  In the original image, the characters Ed and Faye Valentine are further into the background, and because of that... to make a fine tuned </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108297456663286862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108297456663286862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/work-in-progress-part-3ed-is-fussy.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108275398017994585</id><published>2004-04-23T13:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T14:08:13.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE WORK-IN-PROGRESSPART: 2I managed to finally vector trace Spike Spiegel in my upcomming CowboyBebop desktop background extravaganza.  I know I said I'd do this 2 nights ago so I'm sorry that didn't happen.  Once again, here's a sweet little preview.I'm very happy with how well I can manipulate the cruves in Illustrator now.  For the most part, I think the coolest part of this tracing is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108275398017994585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108275398017994585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/work-in-progress-part-2i-managed-to.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108261956755629463</id><published>2004-04-22T00:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T00:42:26.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Gmail is here, and I have signed on.  Honestly... a whole freaking Gigabyte for email!  I'm sorry mail.yahoo.com, you have served me well but I must move on.My new email address is david.dobell@gmail.comPretty simple huh?  So from now on, if anyone I know claims that they don't know my email address... well then they just can't be my friend anymore.  Nah, I'm kidding of course, but it would </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108261956755629463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108261956755629463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/gmail-is-here-and-i-have-signed-on.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108246139256210056</id><published>2004-04-20T04:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T14:02:15.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE WORK-IN-PROGRESSAt any given time, I usually have at least 3 projects to work on.  One of which is a vector tracing of a really cool but really elaborate Cowboy Bebop background.  Seeing as how many of you have read through some lame posts for the past couple of days, it wouldn't hurt to be treated with a nice little preview.This piece is the most elaborate vector tracing I've done yet.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108246139256210056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108246139256210056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/work-in-progressat-any-given-time-i.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-10824233232490704</id><published>2004-04-19T18:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T03:52:50.653-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well... that didn't go over very well with my audience.  I deeply apologize if I offended anyone with my somewhat self indulgent testimonial.But I wasn't kidding about changing the theme.  I think a Cabinet of Dr. Caligari theme would kick some serious ass.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/10824233232490704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/10824233232490704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/well.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108233761867459097</id><published>2004-04-18T18:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-18T18:23:14.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There are days in which I feel like smashing this computer to pieces, running away, and living like a hermit up in the mountains.  Today isn't a very good day for me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108233761867459097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108233761867459097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/there-are-days-in-which-i-feel-like.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108228833449558677</id><published>2004-04-18T04:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-18T04:41:49.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh yeah, many of you are probably waiting for FEAR: PART 2.  Think of it more like History of the World: Part 2.  It may never be released, but if it does then it will contain Hitler on Ice and Jews in Space.Nah, I'll write it up one of these days, but for now I'm just being lazy.  My excuse for being lazy you ask?Shit man... I'm just being a mummy.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108228833449558677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108228833449558677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/oh-yeah-many-of-you-are-probably.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108210341797621704</id><published>2004-04-16T01:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:34:18.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FEAR: PART 1STEWART GILLIGAN GRIFFIN LEARNS A HARSH LESSONToday there will be a series of posts about fear.  To get you all started on today's theme, here's a vector tracing of Stewie learning a harsh lesson in terror and fear.  Once again, you can roll over the image with your mouse to see what the original image looks like.  This piece of vector tracing took me about 2 1/2 hours to complete.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108210341797621704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108210341797621704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/fear-part-1stewart-gilligan-griffin.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108196976801731865</id><published>2004-04-14T12:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-14T12:17:19.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You may remember a few months back that I made a post that brought to everyone's attention the comic art of insane Christian fundamentalist, Jack T. Chick.  Well April is here, and Jack Chick is back... only this time I've modified his work to inform us of an evil far greater than Hell.  Ancient Gods will return to Earth and devour our very souls along with our physical bodies.  WHO WILL BE </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108196976801731865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108196976801731865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/you-may-remember-few-months-back-that.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108185673568959701</id><published>2004-04-13T04:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-14T12:03:10.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>CONFESSIONS OF A DRUNK BLOGGERIt is 4:30 AM and I am writing to you all from Joey Moore's apartment.  I wont lie, I got quite hammered this past evening.  An old friend from high school, Edward Aubert Carter, has temporarily moved back to Phoenix.  To celebrate receiving his first paycheck from Broadcom, Ed took my friends and I out to Four Peaks for many rounds of the precious beer known as "</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108185673568959701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108185673568959701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/confessions-of-drunk-bloggerit-is-430.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108176213945103867</id><published>2004-04-12T02:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:34:54.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>In this post, I will demonstrate how to make a proper joke involving Mormons.The Curch of LDS has made a great assortment of motivational type posters.  These posters are colorful and sometimes humorous reminders of the teachings of Mormonism.  The posters are pretty harmless by being ridiculously hokey and corny.Recently at the SomethingAwful Forums, a new photoshop contest has begun.  The </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108176213945103867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108176213945103867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/in-this-post-i-will-demonstrate-how-to.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108159015261445804</id><published>2004-04-10T02:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:35:46.913-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Today I spent a over 2 and a half hours vector tracing a beautiful background cel from the first epsiode of Samurai Jack.  I did this on Brian's computer with a gunked up traditional mouse and no wacom tablet in sight.  Move your mouse over the image to see what the original looked like.  *click on picture for 640x480 image*</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108159015261445804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108159015261445804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/today-i-spent-over-2-and-half-hours.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108154350608713096</id><published>2004-04-09T13:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-09T13:47:51.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here's an old "comic strip revision" from way back when.  This time Garfield is the victim.  If you don't get the reference then I suggest reading up on the works of H.P. Lovecraft.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108154350608713096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108154350608713096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/heres-old-comic-strip-revision-from.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108146537169775399</id><published>2004-04-08T16:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T16:05:37.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>According that little site-meter on the right, this blog has had 2,000 hits since December.  Despite this website receiving a  decent amount of traffic, I do not receive a lot feedback.  I figure as long as people keep looking here for material, I'll do my best to keep providing that material.  Of course this material will just be random images without any real content, but that's what I'm good </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108146537169775399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108146537169775399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/according-that-little-site-meter-on.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108137907845639249</id><published>2004-04-07T16:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:38:07.726-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FOOOOLISH SAMURAISOMETHING THIS SIMPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN YOU SO LONGI have spent a good portion of today vector tracing Aku from "Samurai Jack."800 x 600 | 1024 x 768 | 1280 x 1024 | 1600 x 1200</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108137907845639249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108137907845639249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/foooolish-samuraisomething-this-simple.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108128255409765170</id><published>2004-04-06T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T16:51:41.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ANOTHER TEST DOWN...and many more to go, although I wouldn't say I passed the GMAT with "flying" colors.  Unless by "flying" I really meant "get a shockingly average score."What's left?  GRE?  Photoshop and Illustrator ACE?  Maybe even an MCSE for good measure?  SURE!  WHY NOT?I still have many items left on this list that I need to get rid of.Build web server with JohnCreate new lay out </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108128255409765170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108128255409765170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/another-test-down.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108120954877856394</id><published>2004-04-05T16:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-05T18:47:53.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well after studying for 4 hours straight and drinking 4 cups of coffee, I thought I'd take a little break and eat up some time.Let's see what the crazy kids these days are doing with their quizes.  Here's one for "what kind of classic movie are you?" What Classic Movie Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com You have to wonder if these tests are accurate at all.  I never thought of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108120954877856394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108120954877856394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/well-after-studying-for-4-hours.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108115648522835411</id><published>2004-04-05T02:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-05T02:17:27.013-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sorry folks... with all this vector tracing and GMAT only one day away I haven't had much time to devote to this blog.To make up for my lack of decent updates I will post a silly image.  I can't believe it's been 3 years since I made this.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108115648522835411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108115648522835411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/sorry-folks.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108103427637129154</id><published>2004-04-03T15:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T15:21:37.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here, I made a quick zombie in adobe illustrator.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108103427637129154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108103427637129154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/here-i-made-quick-zombie-in-adobe.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108089854455047328</id><published>2004-04-02T01:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-04-02T01:38:23.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>MISSING HALVESWhile working on turning my friend Brian into a Zombie, vector tracing a screen cap from Hokuto No Ken, studying for GMAT, and hanging out with friends, I've neglected this blog for a bit.  Back on the 27th I read a post on this young lady's blog about the idea of soulmates.  "I believe its possible to have a soul mate, but it is exceptionally rare. I do not at all believe that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108089854455047328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108089854455047328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/04/missing-halveswhile-working-on-turning.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108064556456555940</id><published>2004-03-30T03:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T22:40:02.646-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WARNINGVECTOR GRAPHICS MAY CAUSE BLOODSHOT EYES AND INSOMNIAHere's my first attempt at vector tracing.  This was pretty much just an exercise designed to help me learn how to use Adobe Illustrator CS.  Either way I hope you enjoy the results.  This vectorized screen cap is from the episode "Raging Bender."800 x 600 | 1024 x 768 | 1280 x 1024 | 1600 x 1200UPDATE: NEW BACKGROUNDS AND </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108064556456555940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108064556456555940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/03/warningvector-graphics-may-cause.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108046618703617192</id><published>2004-03-28T01:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-28T01:32:36.793-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I just made this image for the Something Awful forums.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108046618703617192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108046618703617192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/03/i-just-made-this-image-for-something.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640923.post-108038248498807045</id><published>2004-03-27T02:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-28T01:32:49.810-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's 3:11 AM right now.  I've been up all night trying to turn Brian into a zombie as well as working on a massive new web design project.  It's too bad there isn't another Fist of the Northstar marathon or else I might have to go bed soon.  Nah, I'll just stay up even later and make a photoshop involving a lightsaber wielding ninja MacGuyver, more ninjas, the car from KnightRider, and a pirate </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108038248498807045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5640923/posts/default/108038248498807045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zombitorium.blogspot.com/2004/03/its-311-am-right-now.html' title=''/><author><name>2LiveJew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14302501786904618603</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
